Cali

There's a crazy little place that I know

Where the drinks are hotter than the chili sauce

And the boss is a cat named joe

He wears a red bandanna plays a blues piano

In a honky tonk down in mexico

He wears a purple sash and a black mustache

In a honky tonk down in mexico

Well the first time that I saw him

He was sittin' on a piano stool

I said tell me dad when does the fun begin

He just winked his eye and said man be cool

He wears a red the red bandana plays the blues piano

In a honky tonk down in mexico

He wears a purple sash and a black mustache

In a honky tonk down in mexico

In mexico all of a sudden in walks a chick in mexico

Joe starts playing on a latin kick in mexico

Around the way she wore three fishnets in mexico

She started dancing with the cassanets in mexico

I didn't know just what to expect in mexico

She threw her arms around my neck

We started dancin' all around the floor

And then she did a dance I never saw before

So if you're south of the border

I mean a down in mexico

And you wanna get straight man don't hesitate

Just look up a cat named joe

He wears a red bandanna plays a blues piano

In a honky tonk down in mexico

He wears a purple sash and a black mustache

In a honky tonk down in mexico

Honky tonk

Yeah come with me pretty boy

South of the border baby

In mexico yeah

South mexico yeah

You can get your kicks

Come with me

Come with me

Come with me crazy