Hang it up, daddy

Or you'll be alone in a quick

Hang up the chick habit

Hang it up, daddy

Or you'll never get another fix

I'm telling you it's not a trick

Pay attention, don't be thick

Or you're liable to get licked

You're gonna see the reason why

When they're spitting in your eye

They'll be spitting in your eye

Hang up the chick habit

Hang it up, daddy

A girl's not a tonic or a pill

Hang up the chick habit

Hang it up, daddy

You're just jonesing for a spill

Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst

When you meet another nurse

She'll be driving in a hearse

You're gonna need a heap of glue

When they all catch up with you

And they cut you up in two

Now your ears are ringing

The birds have stopped their singing

Everything is turning grey

No candy in your 'til

No cutie left to thrill

You're alone on a Tuesday

Hang up the chick habit

Hang it up, daddy

Or you'll be alone in a quick

Hang up the chick habit

Hang it up, daddy

Or you'll never get another fix

I'm telling you it's not a trick

Pay attention, don't be thick

Or you're liable to get licked

You're gonna see the reason why

When they're spitting in your eye

They'll be spitting in your eye

You're gonna see the reason why

When they're spitting in your eye

They'll be spitting in your eye

You're gonna see the reason why

When they're spitting in your eye

They'll be spitting in your eye

You're gonna see the reason why

When they're spitting in your eye

They'll be spitting in your eye

You're gonna see the reason why